They said I needed a website, so here it is.
I navigate the chaos between "it works on my machine" and "why is production on fire?"
Currently dealing with EASM, DMARC, and pipelines that don't crash (often).
Things I'm good at because I've broken them enough times to know how to fix them.
I build scanners to find things you forgot you put on the internet. Yes, I found that dev server you left open in 2019.
Optimized report pipelines so we can ignore spam faster. Built a threat map because executives love shiny moving dots.
Writing Python scripts that run for weeks without leaking memory. Building microservices because monoliths are "so 2015".
If you have a project that doesn't involve crypto, NFTs, or "the next Facebook", I might reply. Jk, I don't really read my emails.